sydneykrukowski:

littleboysneedlovetoo08:

sydneykrukowski:

get u a gf……………nap on her tiddy

Who needs a gf when you have the best daddy ever!

To be clear I’m gonna fucking kill you for writing this on my post

whoreuss:

whoreuss:

tbh i don’t give a shit about the artistic improvement of Adam Ellis he’s still a huge dick 

STOP KISSING HIS ASS YALL 

fuck-customers:

So I work in a grocery store, as the supervisor on the front end. Today, being the day after Christmas, one of my cashiers had a customer complain because as she was paying she chose the option for credit on the pin pad, but she didn’t want to sign, even though she had pick the correct option for debit. So she catches an attitude with the cashier, but as I’m on the register right behind him, I come around and ask her what the problem is. She told me the whole spiel about how she wanted to pay debit but the pin pad wouldn’t give her the option to put in her pin. I asked which option she had picked, US debit or debit MasterCard, and she said debit MasterCard. I explained to her, in the calmest, most customer service voice ever, That unfortunately she had chosen the option that runs her card as credit, and since it was on the screen to sign for her transaction, there was no way to go back and change it so that she could use debit, other than refunding the entire transaction and re-ringing it up again. She asked to speak to a manager, so I called my boss up, only to have her tell this lady the exact same thing that both I and my cashier told her the first time. I was so over it as soon as she asked to speak to a manager, because I knew she was going to be told the exact same thing that she had JUST BEEN TOLD.

loukarr:

Hey all, I’d like to introduce you to my beloved pokemon:  Thunder Squeak

auto-matic-stop:

drakesideheaux:

“For the nights when you can’t stop thinking about him”

Me:…………………………..who….

him

clayjokes:

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

itsagifnotagif:

2018 you better be fucking good it will be impressive if you manage to fuck up as much as 2017